a way to CTRL-ALT-DELETE my brain…

1: What was the last song you sang?

This morning I woke up with “Taxi Ride” in my head. And the only way to CTRL-ALT-DELETE my brain, when a song gets stuck in there, is to sing it out loud… So, “Taxi Ride”…

2: Who are/is your best friend/s and why?

Tom. Because he just is. Can’t help it. We’ve been friends for over twenty years now. Probably longer, but I don’t do time, so… Anyway, at some point I realized that he was such a constant factor in my life… And it’s great… We still have adolescent fun now… Not as much as we used to, being older and parents and stuff, but we do have it…

3: What was the scariest thing that happened to you last week?

Nothing really… I don’t get scared that easily…

4: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?

Officially: “hours!” But I don’t grand myself that amount of time - since I don’t do time - so usually I am up and running in two minutes… That’s probably the reason I usually look like a train wreck…

5: What was the last argument you had and with whom?

Haven’t go the foggiest…

6: What is your favorite beverage?

Wine…

7: What made you start liking the person that you’re dating/have a crush on?

Probably a joke…

8: Talk about your best and worst birthdays.

Best birthday? Don’t know… I don’t like birthdays… especially mine… you’re constantly running to get people drinks and food… you don’t really talk to anyone who’s there… and then the mess the next morning… I think all my B-days are “worst B-days”… for the reasons stated above…

9: What brand of shampoo do you use?

A very expensive one, since I have troubled hair… My hair decided it wanted a life of its own when I turned twenty-five… So no shampoo works on me… I think my hair is an alcoholic who suffers from a Multiple Personality Disorder… Glad my body was able to isolate that to just my hair…

10: What is your favorite brand of shoes?

Converse.

11: What are your last outgoing and ingoing texts?

Last outgoing: “Wahaahhaha!!!” to Martijn. Last ingoing: “Watch This!” from Martijn.

12: Do you like your life right now?

Sure…

13: What’s something you would say to an ex right now?

Probably the last thing I said to that person… updated version… I think it would sound a bit like this: “I still stick to my final thought about you. The only thing that would look good on you is a body bag…” And that’s not a joke…

14: What’s a strange interest that you have?

Voyeuristic porn… Can’t help it… And, YES! I get counselling…

15: Have you ever considered becoming a doctor?

No. It wouldn’t be a good idea to become a doctor. I would perform euthanasia on a lot of people, whether they want it to or not…

16: Do you like to clean?

Love it! Get my best ideas while cleaning.

17: Do you still write letters to people?

Only in my mind…

18: What are your summer plans?

Hanging out…

19: What was the last thing that you did for someone?

Helped my daughter with photography.

20: Would you ever get a tattoo/do you have a tattoo?

I have no tattoos. I’m not getting any…

21: Do you like your fingernails long or short?

Short.

22: Do you prefer pens or pencils?

Pencils.

23: What is your sexuality?

Active.

24: Did you like science class in high school?

Yes, I did.

25: What about math class?

Loved it.

26: What song are you listening to right now?

Running Up That Hill by Kate Bush.

27: Do you like to paint?

No.

28: Have you ever been paintballing?

Yes.

29: How often do you exercise?

As least as possible. Sometimes I have to get in shape for a part I am playing or are about to play. But that’s the only exception I make. I do not like the whole “let’s get physical” thing. Olivia Newton John sang: “let’s get physical, let me hear your body talk!” Well, my body says “Fuck You!”

30: Do you know anyone in the military?

Don’t think so.

31: Do you want a large wedding?

No.

32: Where would you like to spend your honeymoon?

On the moon. But that’s quite expensive, I hear.

33: Do you want to have children?

I have one.

34: Would ever consider adopting children?

I’m still considering that.

35: What was your favorite book that you’ve read this year?

I haven’t read a lot, to be honest...

36: How much money do you have in your pocket/wallet/purse right now?

Fifty-seven cents… I know…

37: Have you ever volunteered anywhere?

I volunteer all the time… I do this life voluntarily…

38: Did you ever collect any sort of cards?

No.

39: New York City, Chicago, or Los Angeles?

New York City… without a doubt…

40: Describe your dream home.

Pretty much the one I live in… comfortable, spacious, light…

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