browsing Twitter (the continuing story): Human And The Preposterous Way Of Food

... things I love to do in the morning... obviously going through the newspapers to find out what kind of bullshit people in power have unleashed on the planet while I was asleep... usually that makes me cry my first cry of the day...
... for relaxation, I then usually turn to Twitter—although that doesn't help very much, since everybody Tweets about that same bullshit all over again—to see what funny things my pals have gone through, while I was asleep... or their funny thoughts...

My favorite funny person on Twitter today, was without a doubt God...